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Great Scott! Old Trump stole the DeLorean and gave his younger self the Real Estate Almanac, causing our timeline to skew into this tangent! Until Doc and Marty go back in time... and set right what once went wrong... the top of's pages will reflect the year 2017A.

Cue the timeline changing sound effect and picture "Donald J. Trump" changing back to "Rand Paul". (Kasich would do in a pinch. No! Not Hillary Clinton! Bad imagination! Bad!)

Trump: "You got my State of the Union finished, McFly?"
McFly: "Uh. We'll actually I figured since it wasn't due until after your inauguration..."
Trump: (knocks his fist on McFly's head) "Hello! Hello? Anybody Home? Think, McFly! Think! I gotta have time to recopy it. You realize what would happen if I hand in my address in your handwriting? I'll get impeached. You wouldn't want that to happen, would 'ya?"
McFly: "We'll now of course not Mr. President I wouldn't want that to happen. I'll finish it on up tonight and I'll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning."
Trump: "Hey not too early I sleep in on Sundays hey McFly your shoe's untied." (slap) "Don't be such a gullible Republican, McFly."

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